Pantomiming is no easy business. Let me put it to you straight, I need to type out these words in full before I fall asleep. It is three thirty here in the Eastern section of America (the United States that is) and I need to get to sleep. Something that makes it easier to sleep are drugs. Drugs can be very helpful, yet very treacherous indeed.
Sometimes it feels like your eyes are on fire, and you can’t see straight. It’s like you got hot sauce on your hands and fingers, then used your fingers to rub your eyelids. The pain is excruciatingly bad. It’ll flay your eyelids and you’ll feel as if you’re going blind. It is truly a terrifying experience. Let us not dwindle on useless situations though.
To soothe the pain you just wait. Use ice cream or milk if you will, but at the end of the day, nothing works like time. Time and drugs, that is. The best drug currently on the market is pantoprazole sodium. That is a magically ingredient that many people actually use for acid reflux. Or acid reflex, whichever floats your boat.
So just in case you are deciding to spell it one way or another, just do it with grace. There is no reason not to follow life with this general principle. Also, that being said, you should really watch what you put into your body. Your stomach is not a machine, it needs help. Stop eating all that crap. Pantoprazole sod can only help so much before you need serious help. Take it from someone who has been there: “Cut it out”. Just like the dude from Full House would say.
It was not funny then, and it is not funny now. They are even trying to reboot it but we know better – it will not have the same magic as before. I digress, we need to talk about stomach acid and GERD. Actually, no we do not. This is my blog and I will do as I please. Look at me type this at a million words a minute. I would like to tell you to CLICK HERE for GERD.
Now that you have read that link at WEBMD I’m sure you think that you have it. Relax. I’m here to tell you that you do not have it. Unless, you actually have it. Then I’m sorry to hear that. But hey, that’s what they make pantoprazole for – so you’re in luck. Amen.05.8.15
Being the concerned mother of four that you are, you love and adore your children. Like the mother in the popular film directed by Stephen Spielberg – Saving Private Ryan, you want all your children to live a long life. Unfortunately, that is a bigger fear when one of your children is enlisted in the United States military. Considering the difficult tasks that they may be presented with, it’s not easy to guarantee safety in those situations.
So, being the great mom that you are, you want to show your support for not just them, but the military that they are fighting for. What easier way to do this is there than to show it on your car or motorcycle? The best place to buy military decals is the website at that link. It’s a no brainer really. They offer military stickers and decals for all branches of government. This includes the great army, air force, navy, marines and coast guard.
Say what you will about the coast guard, as they do get a lot of flack for just watching the shores. But that is a very important job. I for one feel very safe when I sleep because I know that no crazy terrorist is just going to swim up to our mainland.
The army is probably the coolest and old fashioned aspect of the military. These are the foot soldiers that alter the battle scape. They get into the nitty and gritty of it all, and unfortunately they are potentially the highest risk, as they are on the ground.
Lets not forget about the awesome air force though. These are the cool guys that fly in (literally) and drop the bomb on everyone (literally). We’re not trying to be cool with those puns, they just landed that way. Okay, that one was on purpose. Regardless lets move on.
What makes Nostalgia Decals amazing is that they offer an entire section that offers decals that encourage the supporting of our troops overseas. The brave women and men that are fighting for your rights deserve to be honored, respected and glorified.
Whether you believe what we are fighting for or not, it is your duty as an American citizen to stand up for what you believe in.
Proudly display these stickers on your vehicle, or your motorcycle, or truck or whatever your motor vehicle may be. They also work great on walls and doors. Post them around the office, or your school place. Show no shame, be proud.
So whether you are a mother or a father, a brother or a sister, a grandma or a grandpa, a son or a daughter you should show support. Everyone has a friend of a friend who knows someone in the military, so go ahead and pull the trigger. Er, not literally on that one.
You know what we mean, and we know that you mean well. All 50 states should come together every year and support the troops. Although it is a very nice notion when sports teams have military members come in for special treatment.
As always, I would like to take a moment to thank all my dear readers for reading my blog. Thank you.
Today is a very special post as I’d like to talk about my son, Joe. Joe is probably the greatest guy I’ve ever met, known, or mothered. In fact, he is the only man I have mothered, but don’t let that take away from the fact that he is an extremely upstanding gentlemen. You’d be hard pressed to find a man with better character, or fortitude, than my man Joe.
Three cheers for my Joseph is not nearly enough, you should lead the cheer for much longer – just don’t become a cheerleader! Luckily for us, Joe is not a pansy cheerleader manboy. He is an upstanding member of the real estate community, also known as real estate agents. Personally, as a mother of 12, 1 boy and 11 girls, I’d rather use the term realtor. My own son found us all our dream 13 bedroom, 7 bath home to live in. As unbelievable as that may sound, just know that it is true. If you read something on the internet, it is impossible for it to be a lie.
Now, I actually am pulling your leg in several spots here. The main takeaway though, the real truth to this entire article, is that Joe is a great realtor. The best in fact. If you are in the market for new baltimore mi realtors or even macomb township real estate agents, then consider your realty needs met.
I’m not trying to upsell you here either, it’s just not in my nature. I’m a mother of twelve, not an idiot amongst thirteen – which we all know is an extremely unlucky number. From condos to apartments, I’ve been in all of them. In and out of halfway homes, it’s not a fun journey. All that you need to inform yourself of is that Joseph will take care of your needs, through and through.
Keep it real Detroit, because as you know, it’s Detroit versus Everybody.
Before we wrap this whole shindig up, let us take a moment to be thankful to all realtors in all areas of the real estate market. The stock market brought the housing market to a halt, and it can be no fault of the real estate agents and families affected. Unless you want to blame the greedy ones, in which case it is okay. After all, nobody really cares about those stock market tycoons who make living hard for everyone else.
That was my real estate advice, I hope you really enjoyed it. Buy and sell, that’s my motto.01.14.15
Have you ever heard that the mind is purely a psychological entity? It is absolutely true, and you should never forget it. How could you, if not psych then what?
On our way to self discovery we often find that our paths must cross some truths we are not ready to encounter. It can be very disastrous, but we carry on. No rivers can come between the fiery rage that some of you experience when coming under panic. It’s like the devil came to rise and he wants your heart. It can be a scary experience, but fortunately it is not incurable.
Now even Kanye used to say that “how could you be so?”. It’s actually a very deep and profound quote, and it could only come from the type of genius that Kanye is. You should never end a sentence with a preposition, but who even follows the rules anymore?
Somewhere on this beaten path he lost what he calls his soul, and he has the galls to call you the man without a heart.
Regardless of the psychobabble that I’ve written above, you need to know that your anxiety attacks can actually come to an end. The best way, simply put, is to read this website telling you so: it’s called headshout.com. Check it out if you want to have a better life, or a chance at least. It truly is a great read.
What that lovely site will do is inform you exactly what to do to get rid of anxiety, short and sweet, once and for all.
Do not just listen to my empty words, it’s like Britney Spears told us, “don’t be so toxic”. Too bad she’s not still around, and yet she is. Uh oh, we’re ending the sentence incorrectly again. No matter, this is not an English lesson. What I was going to say was that Spears had her own psychological problems. Something toxic definitely developed into her mind.
Apparently she has gotten over her demons, though I don’t quite buy it. I think that she is more of a puppet now than she has ever been in her career. She’s not as successful now (though how could she possibly reach those heights again?). I’m not saying that I feel bad for her because she’s not as popular, but I feel sympathetic to her puppet ways.
She’s in her own fairytale type setting, asking herself if she’s a real girl. How could she possibly marry an obvious loser, with his own head problems. Talking about a headshout, surely I am. The song “Blue” fits his life post-Brit.
Hopefully you got the point of this article, and visit the site that I’ve linked to multiple times. It might just save your life.
Thank you for the read, as it was pretty good.
PS: I’ll stop leaving “PS’s” as soon as I figure out what the point of them is. By the way, this new key board feels great. You guys are the best readers man, thank you so much.
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We’ve all been there: It’s 3 o clock in the morning and you are still awake. And to make matters worse you’re bored. You decide to roam around the kitchen for a late night snack to chow on. Bad mistake. You don’t need those extra calories in the day. You’re ruining what would have otherwise been a very productive and healthy day for you.
Stop eating at night. I’m not saying you should stop at like 6pm, or 8 pm like some programs say you do. That’s ridiculous. But you shouldn’t be feasting in the hours after midnight. You don’t need that fourth meal at Taco Bell.
If you’re expecting to lose weight, you need to think like a champion and play like one too. Losing weight is hard enough to do without you cheating. If anything, cheating should mean doing something that makes it easier for your weight loss, not harder. Ever wonder why that word makes so little sense in this context? I have.
Regardless, to quickly lose weight for women is a harder thing than many think. But it’s still easier said than done.
For example, just last night I was rummaging around the pantry when I noticed that someone had purchased and ate half a bag of barbecue potato chips. I absolutely love BBQ chips and I haven’t had them in years. With half the bag there, ready to be eaten while I watch a late night talk show – that sounds like a match made in heaven!
But then you think about how bad it is, and how it sets you back. N0thing is worth it. Not even that temporary joy. Also, in the back of my mind I knew how terrible I would feel (both mentally and physically) after eating that bag of chips.
And at the end of the day, to quickly lose weight for men in a different way is also a very real possibility. Eat the chips but run hardcore and go ham at the gym. It can all be done in different ways. But for it to happen, you need to get up off your feet and stop making excuses for yourself. Get motivated and get going!
Just look at Taylor Swift and her body if you want to lose weight. Whether you’re a man or a woman, she is a skinny one. On second thought, that may be too skinny. Yes – there is such a thing as too skinny. You don’t want to see bones protruding from your skin. Keep it looking good and healthy.11.15.14
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